{"body":[{"id":"40603720567750656","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白又架著七彩祥云來(lái)了,！"},{"id":"40603720567750657","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"安靜,，全場(chǎng)由我負(fù)責(zé),，我是本場(chǎng)節(jié)目的DJ，搖起來(lái),！野狼disco走起！"},{"id":"40603720567750658","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"曾經(jīng)呢,，有一猴子和一蠢牛打架,，爭(zhēng)一仙女，名叫紫霞,。"},{"id":"40603720567750659","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"曾經(jīng)呢,，有一猴子和一蠢牛打架，爭(zhēng)一仙女,，名叫紫霞,。大話(huà)西游嗎？"},{"id":"40603720567750660","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"對(duì)呀,，笨,！"},{"id":"40603720567750661","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"哈哈，笑死我了,！兩動(dòng)物都喜歡仙女,！"},{"id":"40603720567750662","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"猴子呢，較為調(diào)皮,，耳朵里裝了個(gè)玩具,，叫金箍棒，啥也聽(tīng)不見(jiàn),！老牛呢,，特別霸氣,，在至尊寶未成為猴子之前，仙女歸一頭牛管理,，也因?yàn)楹镒犹酰?},{"id":"40603720567750663","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"然后呢,？"},{"id":"40603720567750664","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"唐僧呢，特別啰嗦,，啰嗦到旁邊兩個(gè)小牛仔都自殺了,，他還在啰嗦。記得一個(gè)像是上吊死的,，另一個(gè)呢,，也許是錐子捅死的。都快忘了,，總之,，唐僧被拴在一個(gè)十字架上，因?yàn)閱聝蓚€(gè)小牛仔自殺了,！"},{"id":"40603720567750665","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"那是因?yàn)閱?，特別啰嗦，也搞笑,，哈哈,！"},{"id":"40603720567750666","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"而至尊寶呢，架著七彩祥云來(lái)救她了,，猴子修成正果,，能用毛幻化出猴仔，老牛也是,，可以用跳蚤幻化出小牛仔,，兩動(dòng)物都很強(qiáng)！最初目的,，必定是仙女,！"},{"id":"40603720567750667","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"而他們呢？都在爭(zhēng)一仙女,！老牛是惡霸,，猴子調(diào)皮，但他也特別喜歡紫霞,，只因?yàn)樗淅锶藗€(gè)玩具,！"},{"id":"40603720567750668","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40574604716507476","content":"打雷了，回家收衣服了,，打雷了,，回家收衣服了！吃飯了,，回家吃飯了……"},{"id":"40603720567750669","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"倆牛自殺的目的呢,？同時(shí)考慮——七彩祥云飛來(lái)的目的,？與打雷了、下雨了,，回家收衣服了,，有必然性嗎？不做解答,，留給讀者思考,！"},{"id":"40603720567750670","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"同時(shí)，猴子也架著七彩祥云來(lái)了,，他的目的是救紫霞,。"},{"id":"40603720567750671","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"可他最終救了唐僧！"},{"id":"40603720567750672","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你這個(gè)話(huà)題終結(jié)者,，先等我說(shuō)完,！"},{"id":"40603720567750673","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"好，請(qǐng)開(kāi)始你的表演,！"},{"id":"40603720567750674","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"他成為猴子后，第一件事是救紫霞,！"},{"id":"40603720567750675","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"可他的師傅也在那,！"},{"id":"40603720567750676","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"本想殺了師傅，帶走紫霞的,，可是有菩薩呀,！"},{"id":"40603720567750677","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"他特別煩！"},{"id":"40603720567750678","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"對(duì)"},{"id":"40603720567750679","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"所以呢,，為了取經(jīng),，他只能先被動(dòng)殺了紫霞，再殺了牛魔,，因?yàn)樽舷家蚕Ｍ热ト〗?jīng),，回過(guò)頭再回來(lái)迎娶自己——架著七彩祥云！可是呢,？這經(jīng)一取,，便取了五百年加九九八十一難，感情呀,，永遠(yuǎn)不是取,，而是年齡到了直接娶！"},{"id":"40603843494412288","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"兩動(dòng)物呢,，都能幻化出各自的猴仔與牛仔,！"},{"id":"40603843494412289","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"結(jié)果呢？他失去了紫霞,？結(jié)果呢,？他取到了真經(jīng),？結(jié)果呢！別人說(shuō)他像條狗一樣,，說(shuō)的是猴子,，而不是某兩位站在城墻上的帥哥美女！"},{"id":"40603843494412290","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"所以說(shuō)啊,，在猴子來(lái)救唐僧的時(shí)候（架著七彩祥云）,，唐僧還在說(shuō)，打雷了回家收衣服了,，兩牛仔都自殺了,，被栓在十字架上的唐僧殺了。而猴子呢,，是來(lái)救他的,，他的七彩祥云也有雷，但似乎沒(méi)下雨,！"},{"id":"40603843494412291","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"至尊寶這輩子都不會(huì)哭泣,，因?yàn)槟菚?huì)貌似沒(méi)下雨，只有倆動(dòng)物打斗,！"},{"id":"40603843494412292","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"結(jié)果呢,，還還是取經(jīng)去了，取到了真經(jīng),！"},{"id":"40603843494412293","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"普度眾生"},{"id":"40603843494412295","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"本章完,！"},{"id":"40608770358771712","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"看！不遠(yuǎn)處的一縷霓虹,！日光浴下,，祿海之中，格外耀眼,！那是,，那是……綠蔭下的一抹彩。聞,！不遠(yuǎn)處彌漫著芳香,！沁人心脾的徐來(lái)，緩緩飄過(guò),，不留下一絲殘痕,；緩緩飄過(guò)，不帶走一束暮光,；緩緩飄過(guò),，留下的卻是一絲希望，希望能留住那一縷芳香,。聽(tīng),！不遠(yuǎn)處唧唧作響,！嗡嗡……蜜蜂也為她扇動(dòng)翅膀；"},{"id":"40608820824638464","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"嘰嘰……喜鵲也為她積極歡唱,；幻想,，那是一場(chǎng)表演，一首旋律豐富的伴奏,，一支得天獨(dú)厚的歌謠,，一席怦然心動(dòng)的舞蹈。風(fēng),，還是停了,，沒(méi)有風(fēng)的傾灑，芳香黯然消逝,。喜鵲,，卻也是顧家，貪戀美景,，只會(huì)越陷越深,。"},{"id":"40608820824638465","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"那一抹霓虹，帶來(lái)的是無(wú)法忘記的惆悵,，那一縷芳香,，帶來(lái)的是凝重消散的臉龐。那一場(chǎng)表演,，帶來(lái)的是亭亭玉立的姑娘。也是將之留下的希望,！"},{"id":"40608820824638466","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"——杜鵑花"},{"id":"40608820824638467","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"贈(zèng)所有情侶,！"}],"sentencecount":36}